Patagonia Presentation May 9th 2015

Life in a portaledge... How to not crack! 10 helpful tips.

Amy and I have spent something like a hundred plus days together in a portaledge, maybe even more!  Imagine being trapped for over a week at a tme in a 5X7 ft space with another person...it could break you! These are the 10 most important things we have discovered which will keep your experience in a  portaledge from being completely miserable: 

 We find ourselves asking quite frequently... How much? 

How much food? How much water?... You'll figure it out.

1) Right to the chase... Fuel?!

 How much?

How many days? What environment are you climbing in? 

Fuel weighs less than water! Keeps you warm, keeps you hydrated during the storm. Always grab two out of the haulbag when you initially get settled in for the long haul. Otherwise, if a can of Gaz runs out, you'll be going fishing in the storm. We bring a lot of fuel... It's not that heavy, and just a little heat when you're freezing to death can keep you going that much longer.  Watch out for carbon monoxide.... Partner turns purple and gets loopy... Open a door.... Yes it does happen! Usually while melting snow! As far as how much... How comfortable do wish to be?

Which brings us to Number two:

2) A bivy sack! You may be in a rainfly designed by those who sell big wall equipment, i.e. portaledges, rainflys, haulbags, ect. But it Doesn't mean any of those designers have actually slept in one, in a real battle for the summit...You will get wet! You will get wet from your own breath, the freeze, the zipper that doesn't close the door all the way, your partner peeing, the checking to see if the storm has cleared. Ever slept in a wet sleeping bag?.... Try spending 12 days in one! Avoid the wet!.... Bring a bivy... Or don't breath, don't cook, don't melt, don't look outside, don't get wet!

3)Esponja...That means sponge! 

Yes... A sponge. Wipe those walls! Catch the drips while they are dripping and tell your partner to wipe... Not his ass... His or her side of the wall. One drip can lead to a hell of a lot of trouble. It will freeze, then it will shatter... It will run, others will follow. One drop on your non-bivyed sacked sleeping bag can turn into a hand size water spot.  Wipe it or be sorry!

4) A wise man named S.P. taught me a..."whisk or wisp broom" in his goofy ascent. I had asked about the snow problem, and how to control it. Snow will get every where. It's sticky, then wet, and flat-out sucks in tiny spaces. Partner comes in from the storm...dust them off. Clean his/her boots, wipe the jacket... Tell her to not move! Clean her off!!  gaiters to helmet... You're a team, work as one.  Pull everything back and welcome hell as it comes flying through the door, just have your broom ready. It should be small, the 99 cent store will always have what you are looking for. That covers wet.... Kind of....

A free number... Bring some Fn' garbage bags...they are useful for everything. You'll find something to do with them!

5) Number five! Oh man, 

I am listing these in order of importance... 

Pen and Paper!

Yes that's right... A paper and a pen!

It will keep you sane.  It will keep you happy; you can make up games, you can design, write feelings, whatever you wish.... Draw! It helps. Keep a diary... Or for the manly men, keep a "journal".

6) Clothes/ sleeping bag.... You would think I would tell you about this... Down gets wet synthetic doesn't.  Cotton kills, wool doesn't smell.... But number 6 being my favorite number, I wont waste it on this.  I will use it for what I find most important:

A ... repair kit.

Spool of thread, a little seam grip, and Gorilla Tape. Gorilla tape is key! Heat it up in cold climates over the stove or with a lighter and adhere. Works unbelievably when HOT N' STICKY! That is the trick. A nice Leatherman with pliers is great, and don't forget the sail needle... It's the one that's curved. Also remember, stuff sacks can always be cut up to repair anything; it's the one thing that's extra material to sacrifice. Repair everything during down time... Keeps you busy, and the mind occupied. Oh! String...don't forget extra string, you'll find a use. Also good thread! None of that cheap cotton crap!

7)  Music! Who doesn't like it? Lets be honest, it makes any situation better. Unless you just had your heartbroken and one of those tear jerkin' love songs comes on and leaves you fighting back the sorrows of love... Suck it up! Music makes the rock that just pelted your portaledge leaving a big ass hole seem like a fart in the wind. It makes the 8 day snow storm feel like a weak little two hour pittle. AM/ FM radio will run for 10 times longer than your iPod, with one AA battery. 

A freebee... sleeping pads... Yes you need one. Foam! It's the best insulation you'll have and covers the whole floor space...You're floating in the air.

Oh man, another free bee... A Dynamo Charger... A what? Dynamo Charger... Your camera is dead.  No summit shot? Start cranking! Look what happened to Ulie Steck... No Pic, No summit?

9) Modify everything to your liking. Modify your ledge, the rainfly, your jacket, your bag.... Whatever you think  will make your life easier, probably will. Test it out... Don't like it... Modify it. Get busy, you're going big wallin'.  Once you leave the ground there's only two ways to get off... Up! Or Down! 

9 1/2) Pee Bottle! Make it a different color or shape. Shape is the best. That way in the dark you can find it and use it... And that way you partner knows what she is about to drink...also, makes life easier for the girls out there who big wall- as long as she's not shy!

10) Clip in Points! Clip loops for everything. It doesn't have one... Put one! The lighter should have one. Your beanie should have one.  Every can of gas, every sack, every jacket and glove... Start tying.  Baby carabiners are good to clip the clip in points without wasting your real biners!

Get on the wall, don't drop anything, and stay dry!

Amy's additions:

1) a personal kit:  wet wipes, toothbrush, baby toothpaste, extra underwear, and baby comb...if you have long hair-

19 days on a wall without this will leave you with dreadlocks, stinky breath, more stinky...other parts...and a partner who wants more distance than your little ledge can offer!

2) hand-warmers:  put them in the day bag for when the sun is gone, or if it's too cold to touch the rock..throw one in your chalk bag.  Plus, when your done climbing for the day, they can go in your sleeping bag.

3) my favorite number, and therefore, the most important:

A kindle!  I think I read about 3 books on our last outing.  You can read a book together, or you can tune-out your partner...very important.

Just make sure to get the cheapest, least amount of technology model you can.  No lights, no fancy touch-screen...the battery will last much longer.

And, my freebie:  bring extra food!

Pack what you think you need, and then have you and your partner bring an extra, little snack bag:  chocolate, peanuts, cookies, whatever will make you happy when the snow starts falling and you have to hang-out without food.  This is especially true if you're with a bottomless pit, which surprisingly, many skinny climbers are!

"Aste Route" North Ridge 5.11 (org. VI- A1), 800 m, J. Ajazzi, Armando Aste, Castati, Nando Nusdeo, Vasco Taldo, 1963. South Tower, Torres del Paine

"Aste Route" North Ridge 5.11 (org. VI- A1), 800 m, J. Ajazzi, Armando Aste, Castati, Nando Nusdeo, Vasco Taldo, 1963

Write Up By: Amy Ness

"Oh no!" Myles proclaimed.  I turned to look back at him, but he had blended into the dark night.  It only took me a second to realize the problem, his headlamp was dead.  As if that wasn't bad enough, mine flickered to the end of it's life within a minute or two afterwards.  That's what you get for having rechargeable headlamps on an expedition that don't take batteries or when some ones boyfriend neglects to recharge them.  We were lost, and not only was it dark, now, it was really dark.  We had no choice but to lie down exactly where we were and endure the cold and windy Patagonian night...with only the clothes on our backs.  This was to be my first unplanned bivouac, and I was miserable!

My only driving force to keep going after climbing the Aste Route on Torre Sur, was to get back to our cave and into my sleeping bag.  I didn't care about food or water, just being warm.  So you can imagine my extreme disappointment while shivering the night away.  Luckily, the 23 pitches of climbing had exhausted us enough that we were able to sleep, a little bit anyway.  We had climbed the route in a little over 8 1/2 hours, yet with the tedious rappels and unknown valley we were still benighted.  We wanted to summit the South Tower in order to complete the trifecta- having climbed the North and Central Towers via the east faces.  After spending 46 days total on the other two towers, we just wanted to romp up the South, taking one rope (the rappels were set for 35m), a double rack, and simul-climbing the last 17 pitches from the shoulder to the summit.  We actually felt a bit cheated by the experience...it didn't fight us at all!  By dawn the next morning, I felt the dehydration, exhaustion, and hunger that I've come to know down here in Patagonia as, "Tasting the Paine".

Looking back now, after sleep, food, and rest, it almost seems comical.  The climbing was a bit loose, but well worth the effort once we reached the shoulder.  It reminded me of the rock on Charlotte Dome back home in the Eastern Sierras, but with breath-taking views on every side:  snow-covered mountains stretching through infinity, and a view of the Central Tower sweeping up from the glacier and standing proudly just on our other side.  Simuling, basically, without stopping, it went by much more quickly than the lower pitches which were much more difficult in grade (5.11 protected by old pins), and much too delicate to move quickly on.  

The Paine seems to always be teaching us something new:  put your portaledge under a roof, bring a baby-sized broom to sweep out snow, always pack extra food, and this time, carry an emergency foil bivy sack when you get on a 3000' wall, because finding a cave in a moraine field is about as likely as finding a needle in a haystack!

Into the Park!!

Today we catch the Bus into the Paine. We'll be in for a month... Wish us luck!

Photo credit: Eric Larson

Hauling from the first attempt

Puerto Natales!

Topic Author's Reply - Dec 7, 2014 - 05:44am PT

Well, we have landed... 

Two years doesn't seem like a lot of time, but things sure change. Puerto Natales the quiet quant town, seems to have realized what it has. That being the Torres! There are more hostels, more travelers, more people exploring. The building seem to have gone through remodels and the infrastructure of the town is becoming stronger. The peso has gone up, the crazy stray dogs still run the streets and Steve Schneider is still a god down here along with his side kicks knarler Dave Turner.

It's been a long ride to get to Natales with our 400 pounds of gear. Customs was challenge-less and thank the gods for Amy Jo! Let me tell ya.... She rocks! She had the itinerary planed down to a T! From the flight, to the buses, to the Hostel.... 

Oh the Hostel... Erratic Rock! This place is the best Bill, Rustyn, and Bills brother Paul, run one hell of a show. So much so that the beds were full here, but they had a plan! They had Molly.... A beautifully painted hippie van parked out front with a bed and all. 

So now we sit in the Base Camp Bar; Paul's portion of the hostel reuniting with good friend and good times. The boys are smoozing the Ames.....and...I'm... Sitting in the corner writing to the Blog?.... I gotta go! 

Keep you updated!

	Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo]

	Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo]

	Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo]

	Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo]

	Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo]
		Topic Author's Reply - Dec 7, 2014 - 07:00am PT Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] Molly! Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] Paul & Bill Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] It's paint on the dog... With polka dots Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] These guys are knarly! Credit: Myles Moser [Edit this Photo] So the three guys in the above photo are doing the first unsupported track across the Southern Ice Cap. Ryan Waters( www.mtnprofessional.com), Eric Larsen (www.ericlarsonexplore.com), and Josiah Holwick. Coyte is the lady on the right a local guide helping them plan over some maps and contacts. Will get there blog soon! Laters got some shopping to do!